Tag: animals

Cute Corgi Kitteh, cukes, and raw cucumber noodles with spicy vegan cashew meat

How do I know that God/Buddha/Allah/ Flying Spaghetti Monster wants us to smile and love life?  Welcome to the Corgi Cat. This was no accident, people! Munchkin kitteh was put here exclusively to extract toothy grins around the world. I know these things. On the vegetable side of things…I’m pretty sure human happiness was the cucumber’s job.  Aside from a laundry list of sophomoric gestures…

Ladies stick together: from humans to prairie dogs

“How can you live so far from home? I couldn’t take it when I just moved to another state.” says girlfriend number one me: “Well…I am super busy doing activities that I love. I rarely have time to think much about it!” “Don’t you miss your family and friends? says girlfriend number two me: “Of course I do! But I know I’ll…

Fiddler Crabs don’t need any Viagra

I am sorry to bring it up…though I know that you’ve had a chance to think about it at some point. Yes. Your parents had sex. It is the only possibility for creating such an awesome human (yes…I mean you).  Studies show that there is a 0% chance they refrained from bumpin’ uglies if you are sitting here reading this blog.…